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Friday, January 11, 2008

Rewind Defending LFO

Posted by Wm. Steven Humphrey on Fri, Jan 11 at 2:11 PM

When 1999’s “Summer Girls” by LFO was originally released, I thought I would blow my head off if I ever heard it again. HOWEVER! Now that some time has passed, my view has softened somewhat, and I am now prepared to declare it “BRILLIANT.” But first the pros and cons:

CON: Their name is LFO which stands for “Lyte Funky Ones.” UGH! Together they look like every single douchebag you ever hated in high school. Plus they’re white, and they “rap.” And their lyrics were apparently written by a fourth grader who is still recovering from a diving accident where he received massive brain trauma.

PRO: Viewing it now, not only is this song HILARIOUS, but it’s absolutely adorable in a “these guys are so washed up now, they pose absolutely no threat” kind of way. Plus the lyrics, dumb though they may be, give me that same giggly joy as a Ramones song. Check out a sampling.

Stayed all summer then went back home,

Macauly Culkin wasn’t Home Alone

Fell deep in love, but now we ain’t speaking

Michael J Fox was Alex P Keaton

When I met you I said my name was Rich

You look like a girl from Abercrombie and Fitch

Wait… WHAT?! Anyway, watch the video, and tell the truth: ISN’T IT KIND OF FREAKING AWESOME?

Comments

If bad songs are a circle, this song is so fucking terrible it has looped all the way around and is now suddenly great. i hate to admit it, but yeah, go LFO.

I still don't why Chinese food makes him sick.

Whaaa? I never thought I would see the day where Ezra would defend a pop song that I loathe. Um, good job LFO?!

Its loathsomeness is sort of fetching.

ISN’T IT KIND OF FREAKING AWESOME?

No, just no.

I had never actually heard this song before. I've heard Eminem's four-line parody of it, but I didn't realize it was a parody. So, maybe because I don't have any hateful nostalgia for it, I can't kinda-sorta like it in 2007.

Also, The Mercury has a music blog? When did that start?

Oh, yesterday. And there are like 8 links to it on the front page, but the only one I notice is for the worst song in the entire world.

Maybe I'll like you better in eight years.

Eh, its alright

I just wish they would have thrown a quirky, pop-culture reference in there somewhere...

FUCK LFO.


GO ELO.

If there was a "Comment of the Day" award, Peter R. Walters just won it.

Christ, that was funny.

West Side Story is the superior LFO song.

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