In lieu of yesterday’s most serious post, I think it’s time to dumb it back down. Luckily, I’ve found something SO STUPID it may actually shrink your frontal lobe (or at least make all music you regularly listen to sound THAT MUCH BETTER).

Where did I find it? The “Country” Music channel at four AM of course. So here we go, the second entry in my CMT BEST OF THE WORST HALL OF FAME (the first is here).

Now, this one is a little more on the “rock” side, if indeed you could call it that (I mean, check out that Woodstock Dog Blanket dude is wearing… I bet he’s no stranger to the weed. And man, he probably like, doesn’t even hate Mexicans. “You gotta have an open mind, bro.”)

Really this thing is so fucked. All those Jimi Hendrix warbles, wah-pedals, even a goddamn talk-box solo! And this bad dude, who’s on the road to Memphis (presumable so the video makes CMT) keeps his guitar in a GIG BAG! ARE YOU KIDDING ME!? CHUM-P!

But better than all the wanky two-chord jamming, the meaningless lyrics and the industrial fans, is the strange gay undertones. Dude and that homeless vet. have a special relationship.

Bo Bice: “Witness”