You will certainly recall the excitement you felt two weeks ago when I posted PAULA ABDUL’s new dance club single on this very blog. Well, if you were thrilled then, prepare to poop those pants—because here’s a sneaky peek at the video for “Dance Like There’s No Tomorrow,” which inexplicably co-stars RANDY JACKSON playing bass, and SIMON COWELL miming fellatio? Seriously, I’m really confused. Not just about the fact that this video could be made, and that Simon’s girlfriend is doing the interview, but really… why is Simon miming fellatio?!?