DOUBLE DOUBLE—The Double Double Video Video Premiere Premiere brings you new music videos for local beloveds the Shaky Hands (“Whales Sing”) and Swan Island (“Night Owl”). Be among the first to witness their glory, as well as sets (both live and DJ) from the newly be-videoed bands. MS Holocene, 1001 SE Morrison, 9 pm, FREE

Well, you would be the “first to witness their glory” if a certain other publication in town (no, not this one) didn’t go and piss all over the birthday cake and ruin the surprise by posting the Shaky Hands video before tonight’s proper video release party.

Here’s hoping they post detailed spoilers about Cloverfield before we all see it. Boooooo.

Tonight is also Swan Island’s final show ever. You can read more about their breakup right here.