Child singers: While they are almost always annoying to a certain degree, they are at least bearable. That is, until this little a-hole came along. Join me in viewing this cringe-worthy video of a kid on the Ellen show singing a note-for-note karaoke version of Aretha Franklin’s “Respect.” Sure, he can sing fine, and yet? I want to take a brick and never stop smashing him in his face. (Wow. It’s hard to believe I just wrote that, and… Wow. I still want to smash him in the face with a brick.)