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Monday, January 21, 2008

Video The Greatest Song Ever?

Posted by Rob Simonsen on Mon, Jan 21 at 5:10 PM

I Could Never Take The Place Of Your Man

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Never mind the intro and outro on this nine minute monstrosity of a video, it’s that middle section that really kills. Whether or not it’s the greatest song in the history of music is debatable, but you can be damn well sure it’s on my shortlist.

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Yes, it is great. There is a pretty sweet version that the Goo Goo Dolls did when they were still a heavy, fast, snotty band touring in a van.

Posted by Kris | January 22, 2008 9:42 AM

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