Minutes ago, on a whim I visited the PDX Jazz Festival’s website and found they’ve got a badass sale going on — $20 for all shows!

The sale ends TODAY. So if you want to get cheap tix to catch the likes of legendary performers like Maceo Parker and Ornette Coleman, you’ve got to do it now!.

I got a fucking orchestra seat for Ornette for $20. Not too shabby. (Except those dog-fuckers over at Ticketmaster tacked on another $10 bucks to the order… Whatever. Still a good deal.)

GET WITH IT!