Sometimes words just can’t express how you feel about your valentine. That’s why you should get soul giant ISAAC HAYES to sing your words for you!

Hop over to this site, type in the lyrics to your love song, hit the “sing” button, and ISAAC FREAKING HAYES will sing your song! Then you email it to your lover, or even better, SEND IT TO THEIR CELL! Omigod, you are going to score so much tail tonight!

Be patient with this, it’s worth it!