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Dear Girlfriend:
Valentine’s Day is just around the corner. In the off-chance that you haven’t gotten me anything yet, might I suggest a gigantic gold chain with my face on the end of it, a la Rick Ross in this photo?
Or, you know, a Nerds Rope. It’s kind of a toss up.
Rob
Dear Rob's Girlfriend:
Me too.
It's going to be awkward when you have to explain to Rob why you bought me a Valentine's gift, but I'll be too distracted by my new glistening chain to care about all that.
Ezra