Want to know all the shhhhhhhhhh! information about the Stephen Malkmus and the Jicks MySpace secret show?

Well, it turns out that I’m “friends” with this guy named Tom and he told me (and only me, since we’re such close friends) that Malkmus and the Jicks are playing Tuesday March 4th at Satyricon.

Damn.

To get into this all-age (and free) event, read the details after the jump.

INSTRUCTIONS ON HOW TO GET INTO THE SHOW

You will need a wristband to get into the show. Writsbands will be available for pick up at Music Millennium's location between 5:00 and 7:00 P.M. on the day of the show.

Music Millennium is at 3158 E Burnside. The telephone number there is (503) 231-8926. They will also have the band's new album, Real Emotional Trash, on sale for $11.99.

Hey, the show is free, so maybe you should buy a copy, right?

ALSO, wristbands will be available at the club at the normal door times. However, THIS SHOW IS FIRST COME FIRST SERVED, so get there early and stay in line.