The New York Sun recently reviewed the musical “The Slug Bearers of Kayrol Island: Or, The Friends of Dr. Rushower”. I know, who cares, right? I don’t.

It does bear noting, however, that the man responsible for the play is none other than Mark Mulcahy. OK, you probably don’t know who Mark Mulcahy is (as is likely the case for most people who aren’t me), so here is a little refresher:

Not only is “Hey Sandy” by Polaris Mark’s crowning achievement, it’s also the greatest television theme song ever. Seriously. Try and name something that even comes close. Fresh Prince of Bel Air? Facts of Life? Chico and the Man? Sorry, try again.