Our older, cooler siblings (they totally smoke cigarettes and I heard they go all the way) up north have the scoop on a rare John Lennon sighting. Evidentially, Lennon—after faking his death to escape Yoko and Sean’s solo albums—has been hiding in Shoreline, WA and enjoying waffles for breakfast.

Tomorrow we’ll have exclusive photos of Jim Morrison eating a Pillsbury Toaster Strudel.