Party of the century?

Just to be clear, this music video is broadcast on CMT. It was another one I found deep in the middle of the night/early morning. It’s so strange I thought I was dreaming. This afternoon I looked it up, and thankfully the abomination was not born of my own mind.

That said, there’s not too much I can say add—the identity crisis comes across loud and clear. Man, this baby from Cowboy Troy is definitely in The Best of the Worst Hall of Fame. Near the top. Number one I’ve been keeping in my back pocket. Someday soon I’ll break it out to better put all of this into context. Until then though, Cowboy Troy fills the spot nicely. Get a load of this lyrical gem:

“808 Rattlin’ / You can feel it in your crack”

NO COWBOY TROY! STAY AWAY FROM MY BUTTCRACK! Boy, if you just read that, Cowboy Troy talking about butt cracks sounds awfully, well… you know…

I’m dumbfounded. You can be too. Check out “Hick Chicks”: