So here’s the long awaited (at least by me) video for “Break the Ice” off Britney Spear’s Blackout CD—and while I love the song, the video is brilliant on a number of levels. 1) Since it’s all done in Japanimation “Aeon Flux” style, we don’t actually have to see and be depressed by Brit’s burrito bump. 2) And since it’s Japanimation, it automatically gives me seizures—making sure I don’t have time to remember that Britney is currently under her dad’s house arrest. And 3) What if this video is actually what’s going on in Britney’s brain? That she’s actually experiencing this stuff in her mind, a’la The Matrix? That would explain SO MUCH of her behavior. (But wait… what if Britney’s not actually real and I’M the one experiencing an imagined universe? Ohh, wowwww. I need to smoke some pot.)