Well, maybe more like “coffee table hell”, but either way, my footstool (and occasional drink holder) is going to look to absolutely naked until it holds the new book by Peter Beste, True Norwegian Black Metal. Seriously, how rad does this book look? I’d give it about Seven Circles out of nine on Dante’s Inferno scale.

As a plus, what a way to always make things awkward with your in-laws. “Hey, Mrs. D, take a look on page 41. There’s a dude slaughtering a lamb while, like, eight bodies burn in the background. It’s totally epic.”

Thanks to Gawker for the tip.