Tonight the National Geographic channel is showing an hour long documentary on the Straight Edge scene. Narrated by none other than Mr. No Drugs Thurston Moore, this is sure to be worth more than a few laughs.

I mean, really, we all have to know at least one former Straight Edger with an unfortunate Straight Edge tattoo, right? Off the top of my head I can think of at least three, all of whom are total stoners now, with tattoos ranging from the classic triple-x to the Minor Threat sheep to a giant Unbroken “Life.Love.Regret” chest plate.

Please, feel free to leave your best Straight Edge jokes in the comment section. Best one gets a six-pack some serious kudos.

I will admit though that, despite the unfortunate Straight Edge ties, Start Today by Gorilla Biscuits still totally kicks ass.