Ok, sure, I haven’t loved anything since The Colour and the Shape, but damn if Dave Grohl doesn’t consistently make himself seem like the nicest, funniest, most-likable rock star that has ever graced this fine land.

From Gawker, via The Smoking Gun, take a look at the Foo Fighters current tour rider:

You know, I get that this is just a better version of a frat-humor, but there is something so amazing about hearing bacon referred to as “god’s currency.” It has been over half a decade since I’ve had meat last, but something tells me that if Dave Grohl came knocking with a plateful of bacon, I might not be able to refuse.