The best emo is the kind “The Man” pays for. That being said, how could I not drop $60 (a mere 10% of my surplus refund) on the new super-fancy version of the My Chemical Romance live CD+DVD set, The Black Parade is Dead [Live] (out June 24th)?

In addition to all the bedwetting emo dramatics that I live for, the limited-edition version will be packaged in a pinewood coffin (*cough, The Misfits, cough*) and includes death certificates of each member (*cough, Cupid Car Club, cough*), hand-painted “Day of the Dead” masks (let’s just assume Los Straitjackets already did this), plus some downloadable live tracks as well.

Oh, just pry open my wallet and take the money already!