You may not know this, but our End Hits captain, Ezra, is currently on vacation. And while he “claimed” he was going to New York to visit family, I, dear readers, have the inside scoop on where he actually is.

You see, about two weeks ago in London, a young 13 year old emo girl hanged herself in her bedroom. In their coverage, the Telegraph went and called My Chemical Romance a “suicide cult” band. OH NO THEY DIDN’T.

Now, MCR fans in London are staging a protest, trying to prove they aren’t “dangerous”, as many papers over there are claiming in their sensationalist coverage. The march is scheduled for May 31st. More than 300 kids (and, you know, Ezra) have signed up for the protest, and they’re planning on marching to The Black Parade, otherwise known as Ezra’s favorite album of all time.

So if you hear Ezra mention anything about visiting his family, just know he’s not talking about his biological family, but his brothers and sisters in sadness.