Engadget has some information on the best, and most God-like, way to listen to DC Talk, the cross-shaped MP3 player. Featuring 1GB of wholesome storage space, the player sells for $49 (that is so cheap, you could totally steal that much from a collection plate) and with the handy Jesus-approved cross design, it is guaranteed to kill vampires*.

* Not true, everyone knows vampires are stronger than Jesus.