Dear Saw Whet,
I am very sorry I had to leave during the middle of your set last night at Valentine’s.

I am also very sorry that while leaving I almost knocked you over, although you were the one blocking the door. And, again, I am also very sorry that once I left Valentine’s, I held the door closed so End Hits‘r Rob Simonsen was awkwardly still trapped inside the bar, mere inches from where you were playing.

That was cruel.

Anyway, I know you (Becky Dawson) are part of Au, and I love that band so much it hurts. I also was impressed on how great your show (with full band!) was last night, so I promise you that I will attend your next show and not do anything disruptive. Probably.

Again, sorry.
Ezra Ace Caraeff

MP3:
Saw Whet - I’ll Say Nothing