Portland's Mayor Apparently Gave You All Plenty to Complain About This Year
I've got a crystal ball. I got it at the Country Fair in exchange for a vial of hippie tears (I am the worlds foremost authority on hippie tear extraction). I see the future, and here's a little piece of it:
You're going to be hearing a lot about Dykeritz in the coming weeks.
But until you get the real straight dope when the Mercury comes out this Thursday, you can head on over to Spin.com, where Portland's own Jordan Blum is featured in the Catch The Buzz column.
Other news from the crystal ball: it's lunch time.
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