
After that terrible van accident, it's time for Portland to show some love to the Prids. The heavyhitting DJ Gregarious has assembled one mighty benefit raffle that will take place during his Shut Up & Dance night this Friday at the Fez. Prizes include a $125 session at Tiger Lilly Tattoo, tickets to the Faint and Squeeze, gift certificates to Everyday Music, Dot's, Dirty Little Secret Salon & tons more.
The raffle also includes one majestic grand prize entitled "The Common People Package: Dance & Drink & Screw" (get it?) with dinner for two at the Fish Grotto, free dancing at Shut Up & Dance, a liver-destroying night of free drinking with yours truly, and, most important, a night in a fancy local hotel.
And while I'm a little reluctant (and yet a little flattered as well) to be personally packaged in a prize that includes "screwing," I hope the winners understand that I won't be there for that part of the evening. Unless, you know, they're into that sort of thing. I can write a review of it. Or maybe live-blog it.
Click here to view the flyer and full prize list.
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