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Wednesday, August 27, 2008

Tonight! Anal Cunt Vs. Anal Blast - Who Ya Got?

Posted by Rob Simonsen on Wed, Aug 27, 2008 at 4:23 PM

The lunar eclipse of metal shows is happening tonight at Satyricon: two bands with "anal" in the title are on the same bill. So, in honor of this rare occasion, I want to know who is your vote for the Most Metal Band With Anal in the Title playing tonight.

First up, Anal Cunt with their #1 smash hit song "Hitler Was a Sensitive Man."

And now, we have Anal Blast playing "Bloody Hole," the title of which, I assure you, is not lost on me.

Wow, that's a tough choice. Personally, I'm more of an Anal Stench man myself, but if I was forced to choose between these two, I think I'd take Anal Blast, if only for the reason that the Encycolpaedia Metallum has one of their lyrical themes listed as "menstruation." Yeah, that's pretty damn metal.

 

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anal cunt are creepier. didnt the guy go into a coma and was in a wheelchair for a while?
Posted by christina on August 27, 2008 at 5:17 PM · Report
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"Hitler was a sensitive man... AHHHHH. AHHHHHh. AHHH AHHH AHHHHH! AHHH! AHHHH! AHHH AHHH AHHH!"
Posted by michaelmechanical on August 27, 2008 at 6:20 PM · Report

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