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Friday, August 29, 2008

Happy 50th Birthday, Jacko!

Posted by Ned Lannamann on Fri, Aug 29, 2008 at 11:02 AM

Happy birthday, Michael Jackson! You've hit the big 5-0... and you don't look a day over 12!

Despite all the rumors about his bizarre personal life, the man is the undisputed King of Pop... and for very good reason. Let's take a look at the musical genius at work in perhaps his finest hour:


Michael Jackson & Eddie Murphy: "Whatzupwitu"

Oh god. No, that didn't work. Now I just feel dirty. Is there some way to cleanse the pain?


Michael Jackson & Roberta Flack: "When We Grow Up"

Okay. I feel slightly better.

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