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Monday, October 6, 2008

Hey Boys, Want to See Sigur Ros? (No Shorties Allowed)

Posted by Ezra Ace Caraeff on Mon, Oct 6, 2008 at 1:50 PM

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Gentlemen. If you want to attend tonight's way sold out Sigur Ros show, but don't have a ticket, here is your chance (via Craigslist):

i am looking for someone who likes sigur ros as much as i do. and since none of my friends here really do, i thought the idea for finding a hot guy that would go with me appealing.

you: M, between ages 27 and 35, over 5' 9"
me: 29/F, big fan of Sigur Ros (this is my 4th time seeing them live)

please email me a few pics of yourself, contact info, and any reasons why you think i should pick you.

Somewhere there is a hot 26 year-old, who is 5"8 tall, and totally devastated by this post. Love is a cruel thing.

 

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