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Friday, October 17, 2008

Alex Arrowsmith Sums Up Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom in 2:37

Posted by Ezra Caraeff on Fri, Oct 17, 2008 at 9:08 AM

I don't know a whole lot about local wacky pop singer Alex Arrowsmith, but any man who writes a song called "Coldplay Got Eaten by Piranhas" can't be all that bad. Arrowsmith recently completed a video for the ridiculous "Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom," a song that pretty much describes the entire movie in about two and a half minutes. Oddly co-written by the Shaky Hands' Mayhaw Hoons, the song covers the bases from the monkey brains, the machete, the comically large gong, and the part where Indy rescues some "dirty stupid children."

God, that was a terrible movie.


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