Listen people, we're fucked. The weather is never improving and we might as well just accept our new existence on this planet of ice that we once called Portland. Unless—somehow, someway—we can change the weather.
We all know this blog is powerful—second only to God himself—so maybe if we post a sunny song, instead of our usual nonstop parade of bedwetting emo and occasional Bone Thugs-N-Harmony track, things will improve? Well, here goes...
The Beatles - "Good Day Sunshine"
Crap. That didn't work.
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