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Friday, February 6, 2009
MP3 Happy Birthday Ronald Reagan!
Posted by Ezra Ace Caraeff on Fri, Feb 6, 2009 at 1:52 PM
Happy Birthday Ronnie! You can't fool me with your faked death—everyone knows that you are deep in an underground lair, draped in a Snuggie, as you secretly run the Republican party and hungrily spoon banana pudding into your toothless mouth—you are 98 years old today!
It's quite sad that you lived longer, and died (oh sorry, "died") years after Joey Ramone, but may his ode—"My Brain Is Hanging Upside Down (Bonzo Goes to Bitburg)"—to your trip to that post-Nazi Germany military cemetery always ring true. Enjoy your cake, Gipper.
LISTEN:
The Ramones - "My Brain Is Hanging Upside Down (Bonzo Goes to Bitburg)"
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