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Thursday, February 19, 2009

My Asperger Moment of the Day for February 19th, 2009

Posted by Andrew Stout on Thu, Feb 19, 2009 at 11:38 AM


Scene: The counter at a neighborhood coffee shop.

Me: "I really like your shirt."

Barista: "Thanks."

Me: "Yeah. It reminds me of the new Kanye West video."

Barista looks at me incredulously.

Me: "Don't worry, it's a cool video. Have you seen it?"

End scene.

But it really is a cool video. And shirt. See!

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Though I do wonder if there's another barista across the river wearing the very same outfit.

 

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This sounds like a Stumptown shop. Fucking attitude man...those bitches need to drop it.
Posted by Microfoam on February 19, 2009 at 3:11 PM · Report

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