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Monday, February 23, 2009

Singing Actors Day! Part 3

Posted by Ned Lannamann on Mon, Feb 23, 2009 at 3:47 PM

We love actors! Not only can they act, not only can they sing, but they can write songs too! Check out one Billy Bob Thornton, who not only wrote and starred and directed in that movie about that retarded guy who likes french fries, but composed this heartfelt love ballad!


Do you think this song got him laid? Look at those sexy eyes he's giving the camera! Of course it did!

Sample lyrics:

I walked into an elevator and you walked into the wall
You said you wanted to be with me, I never dreamed I'd have it all
But something changed that day inside me
And I believe it changed inside you too.

Angelina, can you feel it?
Watching angels as they're dancing up above
Angelina, what’s come between us?
Could it be the magic and the mystery of love?

They all said we’d never make it, two crazy panthers on the prowl
They all said we would only fake it, we just stared at them and growled

Mmm, those two crazy panthers! Billy Bob and Angelina had a love that was destined to last forever, and thank goodness it's captured, and celebrated, in this amazingly powerful song.

 

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