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Thursday, March 12, 2009

Smashing Assumptions

Posted by Andrew R Tonry on Thu, Mar 12, 2009 at 2:57 AM

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Just heard "Today" as the soundtrack to a Visa commercial, though even in a recession it's hard to believe Billy Corgan is broke.

"Homerpalooza"

Homer: I'll miss you, Pumpkins, but I just can't share your bleak
world view. I've got too much to live for.

Corgan: We envy you, Homer. All we have is our music, our legions
of fans, our million of dollars and our youth.

[pause]

Woo-Hoo!

Iha: Let's all go out and buy fur coats!

Chamberlin: I want a walk-in humidor.

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