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Wednesday, April 15, 2009

News Give Sam Adams a DJ Name!

Posted by Ezra Ace Caraeff on Wed, Apr 15, 2009 at 10:34 AM

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In honor of Record Store Day, mayor Sam Adams will be manning the decks and playing the role of DJ for one night only (peep the flyer right here). The problem is, DJ Sam is a terrible DJ name. So the mayor is going to need a new moniker, and this is where you come in:

Help Sam Adams with his new DJ name*

Here are our suggestions:
DJ John Mayor
DJ BAM! Adams
DJ May Or May Not Have
DJ City Ballin'

Got a suggestion? Comment below and maybe—just maybe—the mayor will use your name when he gets behind the turntables and spins his favorite records.

*Attention RecallSamAdams trolls. I know you're champing at the bit to comment with some Beau-related zingers here, but you can just stop right now. Unless it's a great DJ name, we don't want to hear it.

 

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how about,,,dj sit lie ordinance,,,, or dj waste our much needed money for roads and stop signs on a soccer stadium
Posted by christina on April 15, 2009 at 11:05 AM · Report
2
DJ Eminent Domain
DJ Cram Adams
DJ Seriously?
Posted by crushnitdaily on April 15, 2009 at 1:46 PM · Report
3
Ooh yeah... what about: DJ I Mean Really?
Posted by ROM on April 15, 2009 at 3:11 PM · Report
4
DJ Intern Spinturn
Posted by Mike Burnett on April 15, 2009 at 4:39 PM · Report
5
DJ Sam the Penetrator
Posted by Joe Joe on April 15, 2009 at 4:42 PM · Report
6
dj breeds love
Posted by miguelaron on April 16, 2009 at 8:55 AM · Report
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dj memorial demolition
Posted by miguelaron on April 16, 2009 at 8:55 AM · Report
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DJ Overall Disappointment Because Even Though I Supported Him Through The 'Making Out With Underage Studs In A City Hall Bathroom' Phase Of His Mayorship, This Latest 'Fellating Merritt Paulson' Phase Is Simply Too Much To Accept.

but that might be too long for the CD so

12-Lane
Posted by Yarg on April 19, 2009 at 1:41 AM · Report
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DJ Soccer Fucking Sucks Pay For It Yourself You Simps

DJ Lets Use City Funds To Buy Me A Brewery Instead

DJ Better Yet How About We Don't Appropriate Public Funds For Private Ventures

DJ Tiësticles
Posted by Yarg on April 19, 2009 at 1:47 AM · Report

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