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Thursday, April 30, 2009

Hypocrite...

Posted by Andrew R Tonry on Thu, Apr 30, 2009 at 4:15 PM

Perhaps you're familiar with John Rich, one of new country's biggest stars? He's made some noise lately for his tune ground-swelling, anti-Wall St. anthem, "Shuttin' Detroit Down." A lyrical sample:

My daddy taught me in this country everyones the same
You work hard for your dollar and you never pass the blame
When it dont go your way
Now I see all these big shots whining on my evening news
About how their losing billions and its up to me and you
To come running to the rescue

Contrast that to his Crib:

Aside from the blinding hypocrisy, it's simply stunning how rich this talentless, exploitive, pig fucker has become. If anyone deserved Swine Flu...

 

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He has a car... in his house!!
Posted by ezra on April 30, 2009 at 4:33 PM · Report
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but golly gee, you could sign his pole and go skinny dippin in his see-ment pond. I wonder how many good ol' hard workin americans employed at them auto mobile plants in dee-troit paid fer that thar super trailer?
Posted by ah gelp on April 30, 2009 at 4:43 PM · Report
3
Perhaps you meant to say Hypocrite, but then again, it could be my fancy book lernin' and store bought shoooos talikn'
Posted by fahqueue on April 30, 2009 at 5:51 PM · Report
4
Okay, wait. Country Music Television has a "Cribs" show too?

He's also one of those people that uses his thumb when making the devil horns. What is with those people? (Cue Seinfeld tirade?)
Posted by no one in particular on April 30, 2009 at 6:41 PM · Report
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I fixed the "Hypocrite" spelling. Sorry, I was too distracted by his wooden pole with signatures on it.
Posted by ezra on May 1, 2009 at 9:10 AM · Report

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