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Tuesday, June 9, 2009

The Puppy-in-a-Guitar-Case Arms Race Has Heated Up

Posted by Ezra Ace Caraeff on Tue, Jun 9, 2009 at 2:24 PM

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As previously reported in the moe concert review, it would seem that buskers have taken to loading their empty guitar cases with puppies, which I assume is a shrewd money-making endeavor.

But while downtown earlier today, the End Hits staffed witnessed a motley gathering of (absolutely terrible) buskers that had two—yes, literally double the amount as the previous group—puppies crammed into their guitar case. What's next, three puppies? A litter? When will this horrible puppy arms race come to an end?

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