An Excerpt from American Savage and a Message All Straight People Need to Hear
As previously reported in the moe concert review, it would seem that buskers have taken to loading their empty guitar cases with puppies, which I assume is a shrewd money-making endeavor.
But while downtown earlier today, the End Hits staffed witnessed a motley gathering of (absolutely terrible) buskers that had two—yes, literally double the amount as the previous group—puppies crammed into their guitar case. What's next, three puppies? A litter? When will this horrible puppy arms race come to an end?
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