It's Not the Shambling Mess You Might Have Expected!
The Crazy Lady in the House with No Light Is Great, Though!
Do you enjoy live music? Do you like mustaches? Do you want to experience those two things at the same time? Congratulations, you are now a fan of John Oates.
Also, you might be interested in the Parlour, a brand new music venue that has swung open its doors at 2628 SE Powell, inside the space that was (is?) Chaos Cafe. Billing itself as "Southeast Portland's Mustachioed Venue" (I assume that is a good thing) they'll serve up live music and "vegetarian/vegan fare" Fridays-Sundays.