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Friday, November 20, 2009

The World Is A Vampire

Posted by Kurt T. Prutsman on Fri, Nov 20, 2009 at 12:40 PM

If you're a wannabe Wampire then put on your Vampire Hands and plastic White or Red Fang(s)—better yet, quickly get yourself some Meth Teeth, which will actually help you become nocturnal too—and make sure to head out to see Twilight: New Moon tonight with hoards of screeching, gothed out tweenage girls, or maybe sometime this Vampire Weekend. To help get you even more vamped up, here's a video of a real life "vampire" (I suspect she's not actually undead, just super nerdy).

Well, that was much better than this song:


Colin Meloy - "Dracula's Daughter" (Live)

 

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