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Wednesday, December 23, 2009

KISS (Awkwardly) Parties With Walmart!

Posted by Kurt T. Prutsman on Wed, Dec 23, 2009 at 10:07 AM

I wanna rock and roll all night... and buy products made in China at discounted prices every day!

It seems like Gene Simmons and company (including a mute/fake Peter Criss) finally got jobs that more suitable for their age. This painfully unfunny Walmart-sponsored clip promotes some new KISS album that you will never buy, and proves that the band is still eager as ever to sell out to anything. Maybe the Rolling Stones will soon have some Sympathy For The Devil and become WalMart poster boys as well. Perhaps Aerosmith will start hocking Chinese Toys In The Attic and AC/DC will truly listen to the money talk too.

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