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Thursday, February 18, 2010

Who is the Sexiest Musician in Portland?

Posted by Ezra Ace Caraeff on Thu, Feb 18, 2010 at 11:01 AM

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In honor of our steamy annual Sex Survey, the love experts at the End Hits Institute of Sexual Boning (not an accredited university) want to know who is the sexiest Portland musician?

It could be a single artist that you long to take to the boneyard, or an entire band that does it for you down there. A DJ that matches your beats? A saxophonist that blows your horn? A guitarist that plucks your strings? List them all or explain in detail, just comment below and let us know what local act is the sexiest in town*.

* If you plug your own band, we will kick you square in the nards.

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