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We get a lot of really bad band photos here in the Mercury music factory—um, hello four dudes and a brick wall. As of late, there's been a sharp uptick in pixelated stupidity. May I introduce you to "Atlanta aggro rockers" Woe, Is Me (OHGOD! Don't click on that link! This picture is huge there.)
It looks like 3/7ths of the band are having juvenile-onset heart attacks.
In an aggressive move, the boys of Woe, Is Me (Kevin, Michael, Cory, Tyler, Ben, Austin, and Tim) will not be coming to Portland anytime soon.
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