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Friday, June 18, 2010

I Hate You! / I'm Drunk! So This Probably Didn't Need to Exist...

Posted by Ned Lannamann on Fri, Jun 18, 2010 at 3:04 PM

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Ah, but it exists all the same. Showing the same display of judgment and artistic integrity that gave the world this album cover, Whitesnake has now released Whitesnake Zinfandel (it's not a white zinfandel, although the name is confusing). Says Mr. David Coverdale:
"It's a bodacious, cheeky little wine, filled to the brim with the spicy essence of sexy, slippery Snakeyness ... I recommend it to complement any & all grown up friskiness & hot tub jollies ...

Is this love? ... I believe it is ..."

Is this barf? I believe it is.

Finally, something to be filed alongside your bottle of Cabo Wabo and your Dan Aykroyd Crystal Head Vodka. Buy it here.

 

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