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Thursday, July 1, 2010

Juggalo Sex Advice!

Posted by Andrew R Tonry on Thu, Jul 1, 2010 at 11:07 PM

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Dan Savage better watch his back now that Juggalos are handing out sex advice:

What’s the craziest thing you’ve seen at a Juggalo event?
Full-blown orgies with everybody in clown paint. Faygo everywhere, and lots of naked flesh.

Do Juggalos really have sex in clown makeup?
Some of us do, yes. It lets out the inner you that you’re afraid to show normally. It’s quite a thrill.

Those were from a Juggalette, but dudes help out too:

What’s the craziest thing you’ve seen at a Juggalo event?
Oh shit, where do I start? I was at a Miss Juggalette Pageant one night and I saw a girl get onstage and shove a twelve-inch kielbasa up her neden hole. Juggalos can’t dance, you know? So I guess they got to do something.

Wait, what’s a neden hole?
Oh, we call vaginas nedens.

As weird as these answers are, I've got a feeling they barely even scratch the surface.

H/T Line Out

P.S.: You should totally read this Line Out post about Puberty (members of The Intelligence) who are/were the house band at The Orient Express, a resteraunt/venue made of seven fused train cars and full of trannies!

P.P.S: ICP tourmate Coolio got a Juggalo tattoo and spelled it wrong.

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