TMI alert: Last night I had an erotic dream starring the woman on the cover of Funkadelic's Free Your Mind... and Your Ass Will Follow. (Hey, it happens.) I know what you're thinking: "I Wanna Know If It's Good to You?" Yes, it is. Thanks for asking.
This nocturnal dalliance made me wonder if other people's dreams are animated by lascivious acts with enticing figures on record sleeves. Surely some of you have experienced similar oneiric secksing? Even you ska fans? Even you Juggalos? If this is the case, spill your beans in comments, if you would be so kind.
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