Let's say you just woke up and there's a 7/8 full can of Lemonade Four Loko you couldn't bear to finish last night just sitting on the kitchen counter. What do you do? If you're thinking of chugging it and celebrating with a few fist pumps, you might as well listen to Jersey Shore's Angelina Pivarnick pull a Tyra on the pop music world with her new song "I'm Hot" afterward. If you're the type who wants to ruin your day with bad taste, then by all means do so. Otherwise, you're better off leaving it alone and walking away.
h/t: Dave Jaber
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