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Wednesday, May 25, 2011

I Hate You! Is Design the Skyline the Worst Band in the History of Music?

Posted by Ezra Ace Caraeff on Wed, May 25, 2011 at 3:11 PM

No hyperbole here. We really want to know. Has there ever been a worse band than Design the Skyline? The "Experimental/Deathcore/Electronica" band is the latest signee to Victory "We Run the Streets" Records and are clearly the new Beatles. Describing their sound is tough, but it's akin to the noise a litter of puppies would make if forcefully shoved through a wood chipper.

If you can make it through this video, you deserve a prize.

 

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1
. this is a joke, right? please let it be a joke?
Posted by tags on May 25, 2011 at 3:23 PM · Report
2
I'm pretty sure that The Beatles are the worst band in the history of music.
Posted by Graham on May 25, 2011 at 4:01 PM · Report
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@Graham: OMG controversial statemenzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.....................zz

I dislike all the "_____ the _____" band names*. I haven't even watched the video yet, and I already hate them.

*except Shatter The Myth.
Posted by ROM on May 25, 2011 at 5:01 PM · Report
4
Almost as bad as yacht...almost...
Posted by Spindles on May 25, 2011 at 9:10 PM · Report
5
What made you guys post this? Were you causally surfing youtube for terrible bands? Did these kids send this to you in a press release? I genuinely want to know.
Posted by Spindles on May 25, 2011 at 9:15 PM · Report
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@Spindles
It was sent to me by Rob Simonsen, who has seen both Brokencyde (emo-crunk) and Attack! Attack! (crabcore) live. I think he's a fan.
Posted by ezra on May 26, 2011 at 9:16 AM · Report
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rghtous
Posted by Spindles on May 26, 2011 at 12:04 PM · Report
8
Has to be a joke. The keyboard player is named Keebler!
Posted by Abusive on May 27, 2011 at 5:17 PM · Report
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Why are there so many of them? And why does the music sound like a tape played backwards?
Posted by Lewcifer on May 27, 2011 at 8:06 PM · Report
10
It's still way better than Brokencyde.
Posted by tk. on May 28, 2011 at 1:03 PM · Report

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