This Week in the Mercury

Hall Monitor

News

Hall Monitor

Reading the (Open) Book of Randy


Let's Discuss Masculinity!


Film

Let's Discuss Masculinity!

Morgan Spurlock and the World of Male Grooming



Friday, August 5, 2011

Oh My God, Becky You Would Look So Hot in This Black Metal Tank Top

Posted by Ezra Ace Caraeff on Fri, Aug 5, 2011 at 12:01 PM

Picture_3.png

Enemy to both local designers and shoppers with good taste, Urban Outfitters is now selling this "Blood is the New Black Metal Bears" Distressed Tank Top. It's a lovely top for any lady with $30 to spare and the desire to wear a shirt that rips off iconic black metal pioneers Immortal. I anxiously look forward to Forever 21's new line of Mayhem-inspired corpse paint for tween girls.

After the jump, a snappy little Immortal tune to score your online shopping excursion. Black Metal bitches be shopping, y'all!

 

Comments (0)

Add a comment

Tip for End Hits?
Email them here.

/images/adoftheweek.gif

ad of the day

The Handyman Pro - Your Honey-Do Specialist
Don’t let our name fool you. The Handyman Pro, LLC is a repair and remodel service provider with over 25-years experience. We cover all aspects of construction and repairs for residential and commercial clients.go


post an ad

All contents © Index Newspapers, LLC

115 SW Ash St. Suite 600
Portland, OR 97204

Contact Info | Privacy Policy | Production Guidelines | Terms of Use