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Thursday, March 7, 2013

Have You Booked Your SXSW Room Yet, Ladies?

Posted by Ned Lannamann on Thu, Mar 7, 2013 at 2:15 PM

LADIES:

Need somewhere to stay in Austin for SXSW? Daniel would like to help. Via the most amazing Craigslist ad I've seen in a while:

sxswcraigslistad.jpg
SXSW LADIES STAY FREE

That's right! Ladies stay free for SXSW

I'm looking for one to two ladies to stay free during SXSW at my place. This is a simple deal; a free place to stay with many extras, for your services.

Included:

• Recording equipment and instruments
• Free internet and computer access
• Food
• I will provide some transportation as I will be attending SXSW also
• Bus stop is half a block away and goes anywhere in Austin within minutes
• A 6' tall 190 lbs 6% body fat with ripped abs and a musician, for company
• All entertainment appliances

I'm educated, extremely fit, excellent musician, lived in Austin all my life, good job, nice artistic place to stay, and well grounded.

Preferences:

I'm just looking for cool people to hang out with during SXSW.

• Two friends
• Sisters/twins
• One girl is fine too

I'm not a shallow person as this ad may seem. This is really a business deal, a nice way to meet cool people, and have some fun at the same time!

Looking forward to it!

Daniel

ht: PhotoJQ. (LADIES: please don't actually stay with Daniel.)

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